Meme of Honour

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

Right now, Pat Robertson. Always, Rush Limbaugh.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Right now, the Jackson 5. Go Away!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Pat Robertson

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Cheddar

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

Turkey, yellow mustard, pickles, tomatoes and cucumbers on cruncy cheesy bread.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Shemar Moore!!!! OH YUM!!!!


7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Back in the day I would've said Steven Tyler - not so much any more. How about Adam Lambert - yeah, I know he's gay, but damn, he's smokin hot!

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Dinner with the family.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Australia

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Hire a tour guide.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?

I can't drink.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

June 18, 1983 and I would a. tell my Dad how much I love him; and b. call an EMT while he's out mowing the lawn.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

No classes.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?

Make Me Laugh. And just have on it really really funny people!

15.What is your favorite curse word?

I like to annoy the kids so I usually say the F word...but I really should stop that, you know, cuz they are 14 and almost 12. LOL

16.One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

F'ing call 911!!!!

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?

Hope Chest - I don't care how I would carry it out, but I would.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Drive around the city and hit all the f'ing jaywalkers and troublemakers who pretty much crawl across the street and don't give a f*** who is there.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?

Fly

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

I should say what Wings said: 11:45 PM to 12:15 AM, New Year's Eve 1994 into New Year's Day 1995...and as much as I loved that 1/2 hour of my life, I would have to go back to that 1/2 hour before my Dad died and hopefully do something to save him.

21.You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

My Dad dying and finding John - I will never fully recover.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?

Australia

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Chili's

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out…I can FLOAT!”?

I'd have to hope that my brothers were at the same house because if they were they would think they were hallucinating and I would laugh hysterically!

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Famous person? Hmmm...my Dad was on Candlepins for Cash - does that count as celebrity? If not, I'll go with Ted Kennedy - only because I would've liked to have seen him get his healthcare thing passed.

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

without a doubt, my Dad.

27. What’s your theme song?

Used to be my Playground.