Thursday, December 17, 2009

Theme Thursday - History

From the Bare Naked Ladies (Love 'em!)
If you haven't seen The Big Bang Theory yet - make it a's hilarious!

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

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Brian Miller said...

bang! BANG! lol.


happy tt!

Alan Burnett said...

I like it
And that is the best rhyme I have ever seen for "pangea". Greetings this Theme Thursday.

Wings said...

Great choice for history! I was singing along as I read it. Awesome song, awesome show!

Stephanie said...

I too am a fan of BNL. Nice post.

Skip Simpson said...

Great take on the "history theme!" Extremely clever! Happy TT!

Kate Hanley said...

Big fan of BNL, great song! Perfect for this theme Thursday.

Kris said...

It really should read "the dawn of person".

e said...

Nice rhyming! Happy TT!

Gladys said...

I love Sheldon. I think I dated him in high school...not the actor the character. :)

...mmm... said...

Yes, good rhyme. gin bang maybe. We can't possibly know just theorise best we can. good angle on history though.

Dreamhaven said...

Great way to share the theme this week. I only started from the caveman. Happy TT